1 minute. Ground Zero. With a barrel between your teeth, you only speak in vowels. 

I am Bea. I live in Plymouth, England and as much as I appreciate the good economy I would much rather be somewhere sunny but my mum says “we don’t eat the sun bea” and I don’t really know what that means but oh well. 

Sorry guys, my prada is at the cleaners along with my hoodie and my fuck-you flip-flops, but on any other day I wear them to shit. 

I quote from Family Guy on a daily basis and an unhealthy obsession with Seth MacFarlane cannot be denied.

As for music; I cannot say I stick to a particular genre. Favourites include:- (IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER) The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Michael Jackson, Led Zeppelin, the Electric Light Orchestra, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Kinks, The Who, Simon & Garfunkel, Queen, Rancid, The Beach Boys, Supertramp, Van Halen, Natty, Eric Clapton, Chuck Berry, AC/DC, Bob Marley, Dire Straits and Blink 182. 

I also cannot help but admire the fantastic genius that is Quentin Tarantino. Just fab. 

That is all

Oh and I also run a blog that gives daily reminders to people that Seth MacFarlane still rules which you can find here

If this hasn’t satisfied your needs feel free to look on my tagged/me before making your decision you creepy motherfucker